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Am I Submitting a Spammy Advert?

This guide will help you to work out the chances of your advert staying on our website.

Your Advert

Your Conscience

Likely 'Spam Score' of your Advert

Recommended Action

I know it's NOT spam

I feel guilty about submitting it.

NOT SPAM - It will probably stay.

Submit the Advert. Talk to a friend about your guilt complex.

I know it's NOT spam

I don't feel guilty about submitting it.

NOT SPAM - It will probably stay.

Submit the Advert.

I think it's NOT spam

I feel guilty about submitting it.

MIGHT BE SPAM - It may get through.

Submit the Advert. We will delete it if it is spam.

I think it's NOT spam

I don't feel guilty about submitting it.

MIGHT BE SPAM - It will probably get through.

Submit the Advert. We will delete it if it is spam.

I think IT IS spam

I feel guilty about submitting it.

PROBABLY SPAM

Think harder. Then, read this guide again.
If your advert does not get deleted, see a doctor about your guilt complex.

I think IT IS spam

I don't feel guilty about submitting it.

PROBABLY SPAM

Think harder. Then, read this guide again.

I know IT IS spam

I feel guilty about submitting it.

PROBABLY SPAM

Don't submit it.

I know IT IS spam

I don't feel guilty about submitting it.

IT'S SPAM - Your life is pointless.

Hold your breath for at least 40 minutes.